So I had a job interview at Kmart today - and when i was done, I went across the street to Student Prince and just sat there drinking coffee for like 90 minutes. I had headphones on with some good music, and I started thinking about how there's a damn near infinite amount of things that just piss me off.... enough to the point that I would call them pet peeves.... I'm starting to wonder if these things piss off other people or if I'm just overly irritated by the stupid stupid nature of human beings... I compiled a list of said pet peeves. There are many, many more, so I'm sure I'll break them down in sections.... This is what I like to call.....
My Pet Peeves: Part One
1) people who chomp ridiculously loudly on ice (also applies to gum, potato chips, and Skoal)
2) fat slovenly bitches who wear clothes meant for women half their size
3) skanky girls who wear a tiny piece of cloth tied around their bodies with pieces of dental floss - all while standing outside bars in 20 degree weather without a jacket on, shivering their anorexic asses off....
4) people who, while staring at the ground, barge into elevators before the doors even fully open, without looking or waiting for people to get off....
5) anyone (specifically white males) who wears a baseball hat slightly off centered or completely off to one side... *GRRRR* I WANNA SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!
6) frat boys who are oblivious to the fact that there is more to life than beer and pussy... Get a fuckin life you "greek" asshole
7) sorority skanks who flaunt their pussy to the world, begging for the frat boys listed above to just "stick it in"
8) guys who wear pink shirts because its the new trendy thing to wear.... pink is the color of hearts, bunnies, and uninfected vagina....
9) the hundreds of knockoff Lance Armstrong yellow "live strong" bracelets... It's a shame the original was for an actual cause... not just a plastic purple band that has "chestdump" written on it....
10) inconsiderate bitches who, while on a crowded bus or any other populated area, have obscenely loud arguments with people on their cellphones.... ok so seriously -the whole world doesn't care if "you're his baby mama".....
11) people who, during a movie, class, or test (specifically a final), sniffle and gargle their snot in their nose - FUCKING BLOW IT ASSHOLE! God damn.. that's what fucking kleenex was invented for...
12) people who order $10 worth of greasy, artery-clogging fast food and then insist on ordering a diet soda with their meal.... *NO COMMENT*
13) people who claim to be wasted after having two beers or two weak mixed drinks...*handle your liquor you fucking pussy ass bitch!!!*
14) old ass women, who, while checking out at a cash register, spend ten minutes digging through their old women satchels for a .25 cent off coupon...mainly when they're spending over $20 in the first place... *It's a fucking quarter - you stingy ass old fucking wench!!!*
15) people who sit in or near the smoking section in a restaurant and then whine about the smoke
16) low carb, half carb, or no carb food and drinks - *GRRRR - YOU SHITFUCKS! .......*
17) people in relationships, where their partner beats them, cheats on them, or treats them like shit, who can't open their fucking eyes and leave the sorry asshole
18) teachers who strictly enforce deadlines and time limits on end to grade them
19) uneducated and intolerant assholes who make fun of and put other people down in order for themselves to feel better about their useless existence
20) people who think they know everything about everything
21) when people rush to the bus stop to catch a bus that's already stopped there and then take their sweet ass time once they realize the bus will wait for them
22) people who can't seem to change out of their pajamas before going to class - *YOU LAZY FUCKERS!!!*
23) people who get other people's initials or whole name tattooed on their bodies....
24) all of the magnetic "Support Our Troops" ribbons, pasted all over everyone's vehicle - as well as all of the knock-offs
25) people who have a genuine belief that Bush is a good President.... and no valid argument to back anything up....
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