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  • Phil Harris - Smoke Smoke Smoke (That Cigarette)

    from cerebralsailor - 6/26/2008
    Smoke Smoke Smoke (that Cigarette) is a novelty song in the 1940's written by Merle Travis and was covered by many artists including Phil Harris. Wiki Interpretation: The ostensible narrator of the song is himself a smoker and the song is primarily complaining about cigarettes being used to delay other activities. While the line "And I don't reckon they hinder your health/I've smoked all my life and I ain't dead yet" may lead some to believe the song suggests that cigarettes are perhaps not harmful to one's health, the guitar riff that follows indicates this line is intended as a joke -- The stanza "Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gate/That you hate to make him wait/But you just gotta have another cigarette" and the chorus, which includes the line "Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death" demonstrate that the song carries a warning about the adverse health effects of smoking. It also makes a statement as to the addictive nature of cigarette smoking.
  • Funny Farm Help Desk

    from Egregious_Deviant_Zebra - 5/17/2008
    When you are troubled, call us.
  • Real Men of Genius

    from WomanOfLight - 4/11/2008
    Mr. Overly Competitive Touch Football Game Player
  • Mars Needs Flesh

    from mysterylad - 3/20/2008

    The greatest comedic musician of all time is, of course, "Weird" Al Yankovic. While he is perhaps best known for his hilarious send-ups of pop hits, some of his best material is original. Yankovic's albums typically feature at least one of what he refers to as "style parodies," comic explorations of an entire style, genre, or body of work rather than simple re-workings of individual songs (the brilliant Zappa pastiche "Genius in France" from 2003's Poodle Hat album being a sterling example). Our latest effort, "Mars Needs Flesh," is a style parody in what we feel is a decidedly Yankovic-ian vein: lyrically, its chief influence is 1950s science fiction, but its musical inspiration is clearly 1970s punk rock, all the way from the crunchy guitar riff and bludgeoning drumbeat right down to the rough DIY recording techniques and murky mixing. All facets of the song taken together, "Mars Needs Flesh" is a style parody of the early output of American punk legends and horror-punk pioneers, the Misfits…who—not at all coincidentally—happen to be among Mike's all-time favorite bands, punk or otherwise.

    Mike considers the "Mars Needs Flesh" lyrics a rousing success; while not especially clever or inventive, they perfectly encapsulate the genre he was hoping to evoke…the third verse even ventures outside of the well-trod realm of '50s sci-fi cinema and delves into 1950s pulp sci-fi, an aspect of the genre often overlooked by modern fans of the era. Musically, the song is a simple punk arrangement designed for maximum noise achieved with minimal musicianship; Angela, lacking Mike's punk pedigree, actually had a rather difficult time adapting her legato playing style to the crude, bombastic explosiveness of punk, but the end result is spot-on.

    Though it turns out Mike cannot sing in the style of 1950s crooners-turned-rockers like the Big Bopper (such singers were hugely influential on former Misfits vocalist Glenn Danzig), Angela's ethereal backing vocals make the song work somehow. Inventive gal, that Angela.

    Mike Hall: bass, drums, and vocals
    Angela Hall: guitar, backing vocals
    Lyrics by Mike Hall
    Music by Mike and Angela Hall

    Giant tripods in the street crush all things in their path
    Their flying saucers dominate the skies
    Behold the Martian war machine here for something to eat
    It's Judgment Day now everybody dies

    Mars needs flesh

    The super-scientific minds of a planet laid to waste
    Have come to Earth to feed upon us all
    Atomic-powered death rays bring the Army to its knees
    Amid the ash the human race will fall

    Mars needs flesh

    A thousand years after the end mankind rises anew
    Though crudely armed with only sticks and stones
    We'll fight these Martian bastards back to their hell in outer space
    At the very least they'll choke upon our bones

    Mars needs flesh

    Copyright 2008, Mike and Angela Hall. All rights reserved. No unauthorized use is permitted.


  • jj and rudy's parody

    from alvinb - 1/14/2008
    i got it from my mamak
  • Audio Rant 01

    from rants_x723 - 11/4/2007
    My first audio "rant," hosted by me, Rachel, and co-hosted via the Internet by my friend, Lee. I know the audio is pretty suckish, but it's not too bad considering how terrible Windows Vista is. Oh, and sorry you can't hear Lee too well, but she's on her computer on MSN and I had to record everything through a microphone...

    This "rant" (hah, more like conversation) discusses lots of things, from Bush to Maroon 5 to the Quacker Factory.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own Maroon 5 (unfortunately), Jeanne Bice, Sanjaya Malakar, or anything/anyone else mentioned in this "rant." I am just ghetto like that. Also, no actual offense was meant in this "rant." I am a lighthearted person, as you will come to find, and I love to make people laugh and I love to laugh as well. So...yeah.

    Lyrics to today's featured song: Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5

    I wake up with blood-shot eyes
    Struggle to memorize
    The way it felt between your thighs
    Pleasure that made you cry
    Feels so good to be bad
    Not worth the aftermath, after that
    After that
    Try to get you back

    [Bridge]
    I still don't have the reason
    And you don't have the time
    And it really makes me wonder
    If I ever gave a fuck about you

    [Chorus]
    Give me something to believe in
    Cause I don't believe in you
    Anymore, Anymore
    I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
    So this is goodbye

    God damn, my spinning head
    Decisions that made my bed
    Now I must lay in it
    And deal with things I left unsaid
    I want to dive into you
    Forget what you're going through
    I get behind, make your move
    Forget about the truth

    [Bridge]
    I still don't have the reason
    And you don't have the time
    And it really makes me wonder
    If I ever gave a fuck about you

    Give me something to believe in
    Cause I don't believe in you
    Anymore, Anymore
    I wonder if it even makes a difference,
    It even makes a difference to try
    And you told me how you're feeling
    But I don't believe it's true
    Anymore, Anymore
    I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
    So this is goodbye

    I've been here before
    One day a week
    And it won't hurt anymore
    You caught me in a lie
    I have no alibi
    The words you say don't have a meaning
    Cause..

    I still don't have the reason
    And you don't have the time
    And it really makes me wonder
    If I ever gave a fuck about you and I...
    So this is goodbye

    Give me something to believe in
    Cause I don't believe in you,
    Anymore, Anymore
    I wonder if it even makes a difference,
    It even makes a difference to try
    And you told me how you're feeling
    But I don't believe it's true
    Anymore Anymore
    I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
    So this is goodbye
    So this is goodbye, yeah (x 3)
  • Office Space

    from sbonacorsi - 9/22/2007
    Steven Bonacorsi uses this video as a classroom or lean six sigma project team ice breakers.
  • Morrow

    from Lady_Songbird - 7/14/2007
    Recorded by Thom Fury in 2001.
  • Hotel California Defense

    from thejbearchive - 5/20/2007
    To be used against those who insist on referring to places as Hotel California. Especially when people have worked hard to overcome that particular stereotype.
  • We learned our lesson

    from thejbearchive - 5/20/2007
    Final radio show. Yet more changes to staff.
  • New and Unimproved

    from thejbearchive - 5/20/2007
    Round 2. Some staffing changes.
  • The Cuckoo's Nest

    from thejbearchive - 5/20/2007
    The first radio show by Dean Wilson's stooges.
  • Show Me

    from br0nzedbeautyx3 - 4/28/2007
    I love this song bahahahah.
  • Zhou, JL mix Song ZY

    from hdragon - 3/9/2007
    mix;humor