28 years of marriage... then..............

This lady I know once asked me how come the "Pro" bowlers looked so much smaller on TV while "bowling"? (get it?)

She once gave a homeless person her last $10.

She would declare that she never won gambling in a casino...but thought she would win the lotto every time she bought a ticket.

I once found her singing in a manure filled barn happy that she was even close to a horse.

I saw that 115 lb. lady stand up and back down a 250 lb. man over a spot in line.

I witnessed her take a very unknowledgeable and spiritless group of parents and molded them into a screaming pack of "T"ball fanatics.

I saw her chase down and catch a car full of teenagers that had just thrown trash in front of her house... and she got thier names.

I was there when she found her first wrinkle... and she poubted for days.

She made me dive into a cold lake at dusk to rescue a bat I had accidently hit while throwing a rock into the air.

I remember when she got her first speeding ticket... she fought it and won!

I can still feel her hold me when she cried in my arms for the first time... then asked me to grow old with her.

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I did learn a valuable lesson these last months... It is easier to walk away then to be left behind.... I learned the cost is sometimes too high. i saw worlds collapse from under peoples lives. I made a terrible decision that I do not know now if it was the right decision... i feel no pride in it. I felt it had to be done and i probably would do it again.

i pray it isnt something that time will take from me...

a long time coming

  last august 12th I was in a head on vehicle accident involving 5 cars. first to leave the scene in ambulance.... ME.

I spent the next 3 months hiding in a hotel room healing. I suffered internal injuries to my spleen, pancreas, kidney and stomach. I am still feeling the affects but I am much better now. I will finally have someplace to live and call home so I will be blogging more... sorry I couldnt get online sooner

jester

As I sat there waiting to play... I felt my Krugerrand near. I looked around the hall and there in the hands of another was my most precious thing. "Breathe" I remember hearing telling myself, it only appears to by what was mine. It surely was not. But the resemblance was remarkable. It shined as  every other I had owned in my life but there was something different. The aura around seemed abet out of color. I walked on stage as the music started and began my set. As I did what I do I could not help but notice the air around me. It  was different tonight. It smelt different, it tasted different and it was truly not mine.

 Maybe the price I paid for mine was very high and I sort of knew the chance that I  would clear a profit was extensive.. I did not read the morning news that day and it cost me. I should of sold it when I felt the honorable thing reach out and touch me. The profit was to go to my ministry. (I received many gifts throughout the year for children at Christmas that would not normally get any presents at the holidays). It is all about the children... definitely not about me. The sight of, what appeared to by my most precious thing, was disturbing to say the least. It looked  like mine but it surly was not. i ffinished my song then left the stage. This look alike bothered  me as I could only remember what it like to have one myself. My pocket felt empty, my mind wandered and my heart broke. How in the hell did I lose my little krugerrand when I did everything to keep it in my pocket? It must of fell out when I was bebopping around the hall meeting everyone and not paying attention to the item I held so close to me. It really looked mine... but it proved not.

So what did I learn?... whew!!!!! I could go on all night. Which life lesson would you like to hear? How about.... " live smart", "do not complicate your life", and never pick up  golden coins in taverns.

 .. For it will complicate everything in your life. Trust me!!! The prices always change and the profit  is basically nothing. Buy hog bellies... it is a safer investment than  krugerrands or whatever your growing in California.

Ladies and Gentlemen..... my jonnie  lange. How bout those niners?

your jester

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