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| Very Funny!!
Here are a couple of jokes that I find pretty funny =P. Enjoy
Smart Professor
Annoyed by the professor
of anatomy who liked to tell 'naughty' stories during class, a group of
female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they
would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however,
got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he
bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.' They say
there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.' The girls looked
at one another, arose and started for the door. 'Young ladies,' said
the professor with a broad smile, 'the next plane doesn't leave till
tomorrow afternoon.'
In A Vacuum
A blonde was playing Trivial
Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed
on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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| Where is the Love??
Hi ya, I’m back!!! Hehe..this time ima talk about The
Love..and before you deliberately stiffen a giggle or snicker here or there and
say that Tuan doesn’t know crap about love, I mean to say ahem, the Love of
Math. I love Math, I love it I love it I
love it!! Everything I do involves math
class works, research, calculating Kobe Bryant’s stats while watching the
games, figuring out the odds when I play warcraft 3 DOTA, or predicting in how
many steps one cute girl would take before looking my way as she passed by..(You
Serious?? Hell no you jackass!!). There
was a time, in a span of a couple of yrs that I slacked off, neglecting it, and
abandoning it just like a careless soccer mom leaving her toddler inside of a
minivan under California’s beautiful sun shinny day to go shopping at a super
market and calling her older son to chastise him about his continuing visits to
VSA meetings even though he’s not even Vietnamese (Note, no babies were harm
during the writing of this trash..Trash!?! Hardly buddy, I’d frame this up in
my room haha). But no more, the love is
back.
Love comes to those who believe it!!..And that’s the way it
is!! Haha
My Calculator, the TI-2083BC (aka The Abacus) | | |
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Another Fun Day in the Sun
Well, I was at the softball game event hosted by UVSA
yesterday and I must say it was hella fun for me to just hang out w/ our own
uci vsa guys. I came there way late,
then felt too hungry so I said I wanted to go a nearby viet sandwich place to
fill me up. And then out of no where!! This
girl named Linda begged me to let her come with me(lol =P im just playing..dont
hurt me =\). Then when we nearly got to MY
car, she decided she wanted to take HER car (what made you think that I would
yield to you grrr!!)..anyways so I yielded and we went on her car haha..
Funny Incident #1 “Doh!!”
We got to the sandwich place in 10 min, and I was like “doh!!
I forgot my wallet in my car!”
Unfortunately, she didn’t have any money on her. So we went back to get my wallet. Then, as we just parked at the same sandwich
bakery, I quietly pronounce, “dang it, I have no money left in my wallet.” Haha, Linda was beside herself..I recalled
being scared at the moment thinking Linda coulda bitten my head off or
something =\..just kidding. Actually,
Linda saved us all when she said she has a credit card so we decided to go to a
Jack in the Box.
Funny Incident #2 “What
the Thong!!”
We were at the drive-in, and Linda was giving the
orders. Suddenly, she got a cell phone
call which she said, “what the..Thong?”
Then she just hang up to continue the order. I didn’t have time to ponder anything when my
cell rang almost immediately and I heard Thong’s high pitched voice asking where
we getting our food!! Outrageous..man,
he just got to the softball field, learned about us getting food and decided to
call and add in an order for himself!!
When we brought the food back, Thong came up to us without even a hello,
reached for his food with a smile on his face..bastard!!
Funny
Really F***ed-Up Incident #3 “Thong why
you run?”
This was after we all finished with softball and was
chilling on the grass. Our VSA group was
just sitting in circle pondering the meaning of life and how school sucks. But Thong got itchy and started to monkeying
around..he playfully annoyed everyone without any real response. Not satisfied, he turned his tricks to me..Ok,
this is messed up people..See, I was just sitting on a volleyball in peace and
Thong charged up w/ another volleyball in his arm, tackled me to da ground, and
yelled, “tackle!” Then ran away before I
could recollected myself. A short moment
after, I was standing watching people playing basketball. Thong called to me to look at him..then he
put on some 360º spin move with the volleyball in protective arm like a
footballer than rammed his shoulder into me..ouch man!! Whats your problem,
weirdo..Lucky you run fast…grrr
So anyways, I think I could have ignored Thong so that he won't get the
satisfaction in continue his petty annoyances on me..live and learn!!
argghh..
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| ok..just got back from watching and supporting 2 VSA teams in IM volleyball playoffs competition. Very fun games.
Well, first game was Phonomenon tried to go past a
first round opponent so that they'll have a chance to face off My
Goodies, whose record was so great that they earned a bye from first
round. The Phonomenon fought gallantly with Calvin leading the
"spiking" attracks. However, the opponent proved treacherous as
their group of lighting-fast-looka-lika-Marion-Jones women repeatedly
victimized Thong's weaknesses at volleyball and thus shredded
Phonomenon's tough defense. Down but not out, Phonomenon
regrouped quickly and pulled out their secret weapon. An almost
6'5" godzilla-like monstrosity named Quoc. Blessed with an anvil
arm and an astounding desire to hurt the opposition, Quoc delivered
dozen of heavy bombs over the net. The opposition's defense,
already paper-thinned, faltered quickly as its members spent more time
dodging the balls rather than playing it. Phonomenon nevertheless
pulled out a close win to even things up at 1-1. Come game 3 of
this best of 3 series. Thong, the team's co-captain, with bruised
ego reasserted himself in the game. He proceeded to make several
stunning plays that promised to put even the most casual observer
gasping (Is that really Thong?!? No way!!). One such great play
was when Thong deciphered a coming serve, skillfully passed it to the
setter who returned a perfect arching pass so that Thong could raise up
a whopping 5 inches off the ground to smack it across the net and
ricochet it off a girl's arm. *Nice going Mr. Thong..You picked
on a girl*. Inspired by Thong's effort to redeem himself,
everyone taking turn to display amazing athletic ability as bodies
flying left and right, ball slamming/dropping short and long. The
end was also gut-wrenching as the Phonomenon closed it out with a 2
points win. Phonomenon moved on to face My Goodies in the 2nd
round. The atmosphere turned suddenly to more friendly as VSA
love was in the air. The series turned out to be more of a
practice game for our VSA teams because we're all support each other no
matter who wins. So I would rather not comment on this game
because My Goodies turned the games in to a 2-0 routing of
Phonomenon. A result that could have been other wise embarrassing
but all is happy in VSA land (except maybe a few disgruntled souls on
Phonomenon team =\ ). I hope you like our late-nite highlight of
another successful VSA sport outing. I'm Anh-Tuan, reporting from
a disturbingly cold room somewhere in Westminster. Back to you
Lyna Nguyen, KCAL 9!!
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| ok, so this is my first entry..It's 1:41am and i know i gotta sleep
soon but this one incident at work pissed me off. So now, here's
my rant =P. Well, I work as a researcher in the National Fuel
Cell Research Center next to engineering gateway. Currently, my
coworker and I are trying to build a supporting structure to help erect
this 200+ lbs furnace so that it could be suspended vertically.
And this staff member, our supervisor for this project, is an
indescribable pain in the you-know-what. He's rarely there when
we needed him to. Yet whenever hes around, hes hoovering over our
shoulders while we work. Its very annoying..hes like a small
annoying fly that bothers ya incessantly. Luckily, hes not my
boss so I would never really have to deal with him directly.
Anyways, he pissed me off today because he went to my boss, Dr Brouwer,
to sorta complain to him that he hasn't seen much progress on the
project. Man, what manner!! I told him that we've been
really busy w/ classes, plus the fact that Dr. Brouwer wasnt available
for almost like the past 2 wks and we needed him to sign a purchase
order for materials relating to the project. We couldnt have
worked on the project over the past 2wks even if we wanted. Man,
they're abusing undergrads too much i tell ya =(.
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