How to make a morgan

Ingredients: 5 parts jealousy 3 parts crazyiness 1 part empathy

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

  since i want premium-- i have another xanga name-- but ill still use this fucker.

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so today was alright. this morning kelly took me to waffle house because i wrote her a real nice note. i was glad to be a few minutes late to homebase.  kel wrote me a note back, and well, i started crying on the way to school cause it made me realize what lifes gonna be like when she goes to college..  i love my sister, more than life itself. and thats the fact.

the rest of the day absolutely sucked.. but thats ok- most days do. but by the end of the day.. MIDDLE SCHOOL CHEERLEADING TRYOUTS camee. so i watched and helped out a bitt. and ate some food that ms. fugate gave uss. it was quite funny to watch the girls.. but they all did really good- and i was proud to be such a good cheerleading teacher!  <3 bri, shan, mia, makahla, kat, katarina, ally, cassie and i all had a lott a laughs.. kat getting kicked in the face by shannons foot.. my feeling kats "CACTUS'S" hahaa.. chowing down on chex mix and laughing when one girl came in and her shorts were half way up her asss.. lmfao.. the end of the day was excellent. congratulations all of you that made it! my sisterr ma weenie made it- fooooootball baby! (jeez im such a good helperr outerr.. )

   --then i came home and worked on abcs.. which SUCKED. nick didnt call me back.. and i was kinda mad.. oh well. whatever.

--YESTERDAYY:: suzyyy (elviiis) drank MOLDED gatorade in gym.. and it was absolutely disgusting.. im glad she puked it up after wardss!  yuuck. i love you suzY.

ohkkayyy welll.. i put my room back together tonight-- and im getting together with maggie tomorrow and im so excited. ive missed that child.

--well.. off to bed i go.  niight.

-- 4 MORE DAYS TILL DC BITCHES!! sooo excited katarina cassie && shann0n!  kat- " i spent over $50 dollars on toiletries".. hah to bad cassie and i had no idea what that was.. lmfao! thanks for telling us kat-- haaaa! <333!

byee.

REALLY OLD HOMECOMINGG PiiiCS!

too many to name.. but i love them all : ]

corrriiiiinne && nicolee <3

mitchell and corriiiinnnne!

Cori-aNNe && PetA snOTT

oomg. i love laura. and oh yeah, thats andy.

nicoolllee && her dattee. :)

Lauuuren && andyy

Heress some piics for you hooes.

o my gosh i love my briana kristin pride!

(left to right) Brittany, suzy, brii & ally. <3

 
suuuuzy (elviiis) and brii! <33

  
aLLY and DaviiDoo :)

Sooo today was alright. makahla finally came to school- but she was still siick- thats ok tho because shes still gorgeous. she doesnt need any makeup to make her beautiful!  (my veryy jelous face)..

              :: aFTer sCHoooL ::
all us cheerleaders stayed and taught the little blazer cheer kiddiies how to cheer. it was quite funny to teach- but we all had our times of laughss..!! (katt- TiiiMBER!! haha!)

Thennn. i went to kellys senior night at liberty. it was the shiit! early in the softball game-- katie theodor and kelsey skeen absolutely cracked me upp.. haa. love those hoooes. then later mollllyy and liiiindsey came and hung out with them.. I CANT SEE!! hhaa! then showed lindsey AnDReW nAvArrOw.. omgggshh whata babeee.  then i saw my brett thereee! - hes changed so much since last spring break.. but thats ok-- hes a doll and i love him! Havee fun skipping school tomorrow brett! . Kirstiiee was there-- and man oh man have i missed that child.. <3

Braves losstt. 1-0 // and it really made me upset because it was the last school softball game that kelly would ever play on.. it kinda made me think for a while.. and it really hit me that im gonna miss her like a keg when she goes to college..  i love my sister so much.

last night i talked to nick for almost 2 1/2 hrs... and that made my day so good. <3 you nick. and next time, we will make our convos to more than 3 hrs! haa. jkk.

well.. its getting prettty late.. and im quite tired from the game / cheerleading.. so imm gonna go shower and sleep in my baby katies room since my room is stiiilll being painted and it REAKS! (a very descriptive word that molly used tonight when she was talking about how bad our turbo bags smellled.. haha i love you mollzeeee! )

Gooodnight looovelliiies. and i must admit, KATIE AND TERRY ARE TWOO CUUUUTE. remember katie, you can wear the blanket because of only  ONNEE reason.. and i think you know EXACTLY what im talking about.  haha jk i love you.

byeee.  OH AND RILEYS BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAYYY!! <3 that kiido.

                 xo  

Today i painted my room a dark / shiny green and i really like it. it was the color that was in my bathroom before, but im repainting my bathroom soon.. which should be sweet. Shan and i went to home depot and talked with this guy named.. ah. i forget.  ut he goes to Ohio State and he was pretty hot- then my mom was like- they're too young.. ? oh well. whatever. This morning i had to go to Market day for cheerleading with Lindsey Katarina Bre kate and all them.. it was really tiring.. and im glad that it was my last time going.  

Last night i went to the movies and saw monster in law // with kara and gloriaa.. and screaming through all the scary previews was pretty hilarious-- <3 you girllsss like crazy.. amoore kept telling kara to shut up tho.. and then i told jordan to fuck off cause she kept texting alex-- my bad.  oh well.. a bitches gotta do what a bitches gotta do. then after the movie, pat filled up his condom with water at chipotle and popped it all over me.. so i was really soaked... cooool man.  

"is cum poisinous?" one of the dumbest things shan ever said.. hahaa.

well.. tonight kara might be coming over.. that is if she ever gets done SHOPPING! haha. i love youuu kawaa. maybe movies also.. who knows. bye.

KingYaz32: hey
mORgE Liz986: hey
mORgE Liz986: hows kristin
KingYaz32: pretty good
mORgE Liz986: thats goood..
mORgE Liz986: can i ask you a ? tho
KingYaz32: yea
mORgE Liz986: how come you had to do that.. go out with her and me at the same time? like was i not good enough or something?
KingYaz32: idk
KingYaz32: her cousin was all over me but it
mORgE Liz986: oh so.. you just asked her out?
mORgE Liz986: when you knew you were going out with me..
KingYaz32: yea
mORgE Liz986: did you even like me?
KingYaz32: ya
mORgE Liz986: did you think i wouldve found out?
KingYaz32: ya
mORgE Liz986: did you want me to find out?
KingYaz32: not really
KingYaz32: ....\

Therress an asshole for you!

beachbaby08: :-*

^ aww kawa gave me a wittle kiss.. <3

FOOOEEE TOOOEESS!

i love barb

these are two hottiess. Kerk and wagggs.

carrrrson and eriiin. i love you giiirls.!

COmmENT thO lovEs.

                 MorGaN

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<hhaaaa

ok. so whitley sends me this story like a couplle mins ago.. and it was so funny cause we were talking about "pooppppin the cherry" today.. ohh man.. i laughed really hard when she sent me thiss:

x WhiT Xx WhIt x:A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night.

When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good-looking bellboy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bellboy if he did anything at all with them. So the bellboy minded his own business and ignored the girls.

While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Fearing for his life, he did it with her.

Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over to him and said "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Again fearing for his life, he agreed.

Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him and said "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"

She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."

--- hhhahaha i love you whitley. && your cherry! hahaa <3

heyy. want in me and pats "WE HATE YAZ" club? joiin pleasee people.  assshooole.

<3 ok.. so i find out todayy that my cousins miikey and heatherr are comiing down from californiia for kellys graduatiiion on Juune 5th. im exciited as a biitch cause i havent seen them in almost 5 years.

&& kell got her prom dress... its very lovely.. and i wish i could have it  

alllllllllso. katies giving me some foee-toooes sooon (whenever she gets her phoonnie fiixeedd!)! <3 you katie!

YOU ALL ARE SLAKING ON THESE COMMENTS!! hhaa jkk- comment tho loves  <3

Currently Playing Tim McGraw - Greatest Hits By Tim McGraw i love this man. hes the onllyyy guy that makes me go :) see related

.....*Morgan Elizabeth*....

todayy was goood. well, kinda. i officially disslike tyler yazrombek. man, what an ass. but hey, all boys are, right? haa jk.

i saw the picture of liindsey and Josshiie and it made me smile . lindsey youre so prettyy  <3 youuu.

today: well, passed food around with bri and kat is what! haha.. the pink icing in my purse is so yummy.. along with that sniickas bar.. haha i lovee themm!  then later had a doctors appt. and that was alright.. still have tonsilitis. GO AWAY BITCH! ah. oh well.
Thhhhen: went to the vaaarsiiity game with my katie theodor to watch kelsey skeen be a hoe that she iss  haha jk. hung out with katie and billy, haa.. :-X jk. <3 ohh katie i love you;; and have missed you!  

yesterday i tanned on the roooof with shan, kel, and beansta.. and damn are we burrrned. hollllay mollayy.. we need some sun tho which is all riiight tho. yuum.

well, i still have a buutttt load of homework to do, and that makes me mad.. and plus, my grades arent doing soo good right now.. so im gonna go try to fixx that. byee for now loves.

GAMMME tomorrow vs. REynOLsBUrG ::hoMMe: Be thERE biias

you learn from everything.. especially your MISTAKES*

<3 morgan..

im tryin to forget that, im addicted to youu.

 < i love this hoee named.. uh.. Katie? The odor? haha! <3

XxThaTzHoTxX 726: these are my conjunctionss.. peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, just  a few things connected by conjunctions...hahahaha!!!

^^ohhh my love bri. i love youuu dawwwl

ThePatFactor0210: when i see him i m going beat the shit out of him
ThePatFactor0210: ill call u and u can help
ThePatFactor0210: we can go G-Unit on his ass
ThePatFactor0210: bats and gat

HELL YEAH BITCHHHEESS! join our WE-HATE-TYLER- club!