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Two-Hundred and Sixty
This is a song that I wrote for the girl of my dreams. I wrote it with the sound it makes when I dial her phone number on my cell phone. I'm so fucking cute... -
THISISSOMEGOODFUCKINGCOFFEE!!!
Ok, picture a stock trading floor or something full of people running around and shouting, and they're all getting tired, but then they all sip some coffee that this guy Derek has been handing out, and then, slowly, everyone begins to jive a little bit, and then, when the trade room sounds leave completely, everyone breaks into a synchronized dance routine! Yay! Oh, and apparently Derek is in a bee suit. -
I Didn't Order the Fucking Lobster!!!
*shrug* One of my two newest tracks- moreover, they're the only new ones in months! -
Post-Mortum
Named for Tolstoy's 'The Death of Ivan Illyich" I think I spelled that right... Anyway, the story makes the point that life is dying, and that once you've died, death is over and life begins. So... yeah... if you don't get it now, then I can't make it any more concrete for you. -
Swingsets and Amethyst
Lyrics in an earlier blog. Original song written on guitar at the end of last semester. This version written today. -
Luciferian Offerings
A song that used to have different lyrics and a different message. Now it's about losing your faith. Yaaaaay. Not as clean as I would like, but it's probably not going on the demo anyway, so meh. (c) 2007 Apocrypha and Sean Berne -
Hansel
A Cover of a song by Joy Electric www.joyelectric.com This cover (c) Apocrypha & Sean Berne -
I Am the Sleepless Lad
(c) 2007 Apocrypha & Sean Berne


